Discussion:
[xquery-talk] not sure if I should laugh with big tears or cry with big tears...:-)))))
daniela florescu
2015-06-03 03:38:58 UTC
Permalink
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.

"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science” :-))))))))

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Dana,

Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science.

On 6/2/15, 10:38 AM, Daniela Florescu wrote:
--------------------
Dear,

you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???

That's weird to say the least.

I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.

Sorry, I don't have time.

If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give you an honest feedback.

Best
Dana

On 6/2/15, 10:33 AM, XXXXl wrote:
--------------------
Daniela,

Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara. You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.

http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx <https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
Ihe Onwuka
2015-06-03 05:09:53 UTC
Permalink
Feel free to paste this from a couple days ago - no attribution required.

"History always has valuable lessons to teach us. If you look at the NOSQL
landscape in terms of players it is not dissimilar to the landscape in the
early relational era (which includes the non-relational vendors). Many of
those companies had success, rapid growth and then either got too uppity or
made a strategic error and were acquired, often by Computer Associates"

I would modify it to emphasise that such acquisitions were usually done on
the cheap.

As to whether you should laugh or cry, some perspective here. There is a
growing trend for companies to seek individuals who are "passionate about
technology (or some derivative specialism thereof)" and I note a
corresponding rise in the number of people branding themselves as such.

I am passionate about my woman and passionate about Tottenham Hotspur
Football club. More than enough emotional roller-coaster there but if it's
not enough. Be passionate about your children, be passionate about your
dog, be passionate about ending homelesness and hunger. Do not waste your
emotions being passionate about technology. I would imagine that to do a
PhD you need that to some extent but doing a PhD does not require you to
immerse yourself in stupidity.

Or you could dispense with all I just said

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Post by daniela florescu
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.
"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This
is still an inexact science” :-))))))))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dana,
Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is
still an inexact science.
--------------------
Dear,
you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???
That's weird to say the least.
I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a
programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.
Sorry, I don't have time.
If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give
you an honest feedback.
Best
Dana
--------------------
Daniela,
Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara.
You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.
http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx
<https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
-
_______________________________________________
http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk
Ihe Onwuka
2015-06-03 05:11:54 UTC
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Should read

Or you could dispense with all I just said and just send him this
http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forrest-gump-stupid-is-as-stupid-does.jpg
Post by Ihe Onwuka
Feel free to paste this from a couple days ago - no attribution required.
"History always has valuable lessons to teach us. If you look at the NOSQL
landscape in terms of players it is not dissimilar to the landscape in the
early relational era (which includes the non-relational vendors). Many of
those companies had success, rapid growth and then either got too uppity or
made a strategic error and were acquired, often by Computer Associates"
I would modify it to emphasise that such acquisitions were usually done on
the cheap.
As to whether you should laugh or cry, some perspective here. There is a
growing trend for companies to seek individuals who are "passionate about
technology (or some derivative specialism thereof)" and I note a
corresponding rise in the number of people branding themselves as such.
I am passionate about my woman and passionate about Tottenham Hotspur
Football club. More than enough emotional roller-coaster there but if it's
not enough. Be passionate about your children, be passionate about your
dog, be passionate about ending homelesness and hunger. Do not waste your
emotions being passionate about technology. I would imagine that to do a
PhD you need that to some extent but doing a PhD does not require you to
immerse yourself in stupidity.
Or you could dispense with all I just said
http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forrest-gump-stupid-is-as-stupid-does.jpg
Post by daniela florescu
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.
"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This
is still an inexact science” :-))))))))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dana,
Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is
still an inexact science.
--------------------
Dear,
you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???
That's weird to say the least.
I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a
programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.
Sorry, I don't have time.
If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give
you an honest feedback.
Best
Dana
--------------------
Daniela,
Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara.
You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.
http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx
<https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
-
_______________________________________________
http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk
daniela florescu
2015-06-03 18:15:51 UTC
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I guess I should cry with big tears
and not laugh at all.

Even smart people like Kurt Cagle would like to see this “inexact science language” (because there are two kinds of
sciences, one exact, and one inexact
..) standardized as ISO 
.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/n1ql-couchbase-brings-sql-json-kurt-cagle

The world is weird.

Dana
Post by daniela florescu
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.
"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science” :-))))))))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dana,
Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science.
--------------------
Dear,
you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???
That's weird to say the least.
I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.
Sorry, I don't have time.
If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give you an honest feedback.
Best
Dana
--------------------
Daniela,
Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara. You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.
http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx <https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
Ihe Onwuka
2015-06-04 01:04:33 UTC
Permalink
All that effort into designing a language that has no published
specification, will almost certainly never be a published standard and
therefore no financial institution will be prepared to pay a N1QL for.

Stupid is as Stupid Does.
Post by daniela florescu
I guess I should cry with big tears
and not laugh at all.
Even smart people like Kurt Cagle would like to see this “inexact science
language” (because there are two kinds of
sciences, one exact, and one inexact
..) standardized as ISO 
.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/n1ql-couchbase-brings-sql-json-kurt-cagle
The world is weird.
Dana
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.
"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This
is still an inexact science” :-))))))))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dana,
Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is
still an inexact science.
--------------------
Dear,
you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???
That's weird to say the least.
I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a
programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.
Sorry, I don't have time.
If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give
you an honest feedback.
Best
Dana
--------------------
Daniela,
Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara.
You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.
http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx
<https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
-
_______________________________________________
http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk
daniela florescu
2015-06-04 02:50:25 UTC
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What I think will happen is the following:

1. ISO will look at them like they are crazy when they send a language specification in Powerpoint

2. They’ll scratch their heads and probable write SOMETHING that ( kind of ) makes sense

3. That SOMETHING written up will extend (some bastardized subset of) SQL

4. In the process, they forget that SQL in 2015 looks like THIS :-))))))))
http://savage.net.au/SQL/sql-99.bnf.html
(good luck, guys!!!! You complain that extending XQuery is hard. Well, try THIS then :-) Ha, Ha, Ha 
..))

5. That SOMETHING will look just like SQL-XML,. which disappeared in the hole it came from... as soon as it was on print
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL/XML

6. They will pay a lot of “bloggers” to convince gullible people that SQL is the perfect “query” language
for semi-structured data. YES. But only if you have negative IQ and have no idea about semi-structured data.
(unfortunately there are lots of those)

Some of those guys already argue with me (very annoyingly to be honest, and without ANY knowledge of databases) on Linkedin
(if those companies choose people to argue with me
 at least choose someone who can hold a scientific argument with me
. at least
make it a little fun for me
.please 
..)

As an example, please check this:
https://www.linkedin.com/grp/post/54257-6010072547398336516

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


And I just told you my best guess. It’s nothing then a simple “hunch”, without any proof to it.

The three companies that “make" this N1QL a success are: CouchDB, MarkLogic and Oracle.

I worked long enough at Oracle to recognize the “touch” of stupid politics, in top of a basis of bad technology.
And MarkLogic, given their executive people are only coming from Oracle, is likely to behave the same.

And I right, guys ??? Oracle ? MarkLogic ? Any comments ?

======================

Did I tell you, guys ??? I LOVE guess games 
. :-)))))))

I enjoy them !!!!!

Bring some more !!!!

Have a great evening everybody,
Dana
All that effort into designing a language that has no published specification, will almost certainly never be a published standard and therefore no financial institution will be prepared to pay a N1QL for.
Stupid is as Stupid Does.
I guess I should cry with big tears
and not laugh at all.
Even smart people like Kurt Cagle would like to see this “inexact science language” (because there are two kinds of
sciences, one exact, and one inexact
..) standardized as ISO 
.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/n1ql-couchbase-brings-sql-json-kurt-cagle <https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/n1ql-couchbase-brings-sql-json-kurt-cagle>
The world is weird.
Dana
Post by daniela florescu
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.
"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science” :-))))))))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dana,
Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science.
--------------------
Dear,
you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???
That's weird to say the least.
I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.
Sorry, I don't have time.
If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give you an honest feedback.
Best
Dana
--------------------
Daniela,
Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara. You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.
http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx <https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
_______________________________________________
http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk <http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk>
_______________________________________________
http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk
Ihe Onwuka
2015-06-04 18:57:03 UTC
Permalink
In may 2014 3 researchers write a paper entitled

The SQL++ Unifying Semi-structured Query Language, and an Expressiveness
Benchmark of SQL-on-Hadoop, NoSQL and NewSQL Databases

which has 65 references to JSONiq.


In April 2015 the same 3 researchers published

The SQL++ Query Language: Configurable, Unifying and Semi-structured

which has zero references to JSONiq.


Does anybody have any suggestions as to roundabout when they started
getting funding from Couchbase?
Dear David (Dewitt)
I had this discussion on Linkedin this morning
https://www.linkedin.com/grp/post/54257-6010072547398336516
Look at the last comment from CouchBase, defending his turf and telling me
“We have SQL luminaries!”
:-)))
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Partly because the real reasons engineering reasons why SQL is
desirable as a query language have become subservient to the commercial
ones (non-techies are used to it and we already know it). A moments thought
and you will realise that is a formula for technological rigor mortis -
there would never be any progress. The engineering reasons are,
declarativity, logical and physical data independence and built in query
optimisation. These in turn brought several ergonomic advantages to
database development which hierarchical and network databases lacked. That
being the case a language like JSONiq that has those attributes wins but
what is happening here is not about science or engineering and if you give
an academic funding to solve a problem that has already been solved from an
engineering and semantic perspective he is not going to turn it down and to
be fair its' still an interesting question. God know's how much is being
spent on this and there is no guarantee of a product at the end. show
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Dana, trust me, we have SQL luminaries :)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
David, when this guy from CouchDB is boasting that they have “SQL
luminaries” working on this silly N1QL,
I really hope he’s not talking about you
.or no-one else on this list.
I have a huge respect for you, and I would very much like to keep it this
way.
Whoever those “luminaries” this guy is talking about
. I guess that at
some point we will need to have a PUBLIC scientific
discussion.
But I would like to keep it at the level of “scientific” discussion.
Not “my language is transcendental, yours isn’t” (!??).
Ot threatening 60 years old people to be fired if they don’t say what you
want them to say
.
Ot other little creepy stuff like that that companies do
..
Best regards
Dana
Dear Microsoft people, (David, Michael, Donald)
I KNOW for sure that, other then Oracle, Microsoft is involved into this
“agreement” around this totally shitty N1QL (WTF !???)
(not sure yet about IBM
 but about to figure that out 
)
I didn’t involve Microsoft publicly (yet) because I (still) have respect
David Dewitt, Donald Kossmann, and Michael Rys, and I didn’t want to hurt
you, personally.
Don’t disappoint me my kindness, please.
If you get silly, and you personally get on the side of Oracle, Roger
Bamford, Gary Bloom, and the rest of technical idiots on this cc,
******I DO NOT GUARANTEE POLITICAL ASYLUM********
PLEASE DO NOT BE TECHNICALLY STUPID.
YOU KNOW THAT WHATEVER YOU DO, I WILL BE SMARTER
..and I know more on the
subject then all of you put together.
I also know that you personally might not be involved in this JSON
decision.
Please be kind and pass along my message to the Microsoft “authorities”
in charge: STAY FUCKING CLEAR FROM HURTING JSONiq.
From now on, I will take no prisoners, and ANY technical stupidity will be
VISIBLE on print.
The beauty of social media
...
Best regards
Dana
*Date: *June 3, 2015 at 7:50:25 PM PDT
*Subject: **Re: [xquery-talk] not sure if I should laugh with big tears
or cry with big tears...:-)))))*
1. ISO will look at them like they are crazy when they send a language
specification in Powerpoint
2. They’ll scratch their heads and probable write SOMETHING that ( kind
of ) makes sense
3. That SOMETHING written up will extend (some bastardized subset of) SQL
4. In the process, they forget that SQL in 2015 looks like THIS :-))))))))
http://savage.net.au/SQL/sql-99.bnf.html
(good luck, guys!!!! You complain that extending XQuery is hard. Well,
try THIS then :-) Ha, Ha, Ha 
..))
5. That SOMETHING will look just like SQL-XML,. which disappeared in the
hole it came from... as soon as it was on print
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL/XML
6. They will pay a lot of “bloggers” to convince gullible people that SQL
is the perfect “query” language
for semi-structured data. YES. But only if you have negative IQ and have
no idea about semi-structured data.
(unfortunately there are lots of those)
Some of those guys already argue with me (very annoyingly to be honest,
and without ANY knowledge of databases) on Linkedin
(if those companies choose people to argue with me
 at least choose
someone who can hold a scientific argument with me
. at least
make it a little fun for me
.please 
..)
https://www.linkedin.com/grp/post/54257-6010072547398336516
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
And I just told you my best guess. It’s nothing then a simple “hunch”,
without any proof to it.
The three companies that “make" this N1QL a success are: CouchDB,
MarkLogic and Oracle.
I worked long enough at Oracle to recognize the “touch” of stupid
politics, in top of a basis of bad technology.
And MarkLogic, given their executive people are only coming from Oracle,
is likely to behave the same.
And I right, guys ??? Oracle ? MarkLogic ? Any comments ?
======================
Did I tell you, guys ??? I LOVE guess games 
. :-)))))))
I enjoy them !!!!!
Bring some more !!!!
Have a great evening everybody,
Dana
All that effort into designing a language that has no published
specification, will almost certainly never be a published standard and
therefore no financial institution will be prepared to pay a N1QL for.
Stupid is as Stupid Does.
Post by daniela florescu
I guess I should cry with big tears
and not laugh at all.
Even smart people like Kurt Cagle would like to see this “inexact science
language” (because there are two kinds of
sciences, one exact, and one inexact
..) standardized as ISO 
.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/n1ql-couchbase-brings-sql-json-kurt-cagle
The world is weird.
Dana
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.
"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This
is still an inexact science” :-))))))))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dana,
Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is
still an inexact science.
--------------------
Dear,
you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???
That's weird to say the least.
I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a
programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.
Sorry, I don't have time.
If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give
you an honest feedback.
Best
Dana
--------------------
Daniela,
Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara.
You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.
http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx
<https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
-
_______________________________________________
http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk
_______________________________________________
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http://x-query.com/mailman/listinfo/talk
daniela florescu
2015-06-06 05:20:44 UTC
Permalink
Guess what !???

I think I’m not that bad at guessing :-))) I won the lollipop :-)) At least half of it !:-)))

http://www.couchbase.com/press-releases/couchbase-introduces-n1ql-breakthrough-query-language

In a couple of days we’ll see the MarkLogic announcement :-))

I bet another lollipop on it !

:-))

Dana
Post by daniela florescu
1. ISO will look at them like they are crazy when they send a language specification in Powerpoint
2. They’ll scratch their heads and probable write SOMETHING that ( kind of ) makes sense
3. That SOMETHING written up will extend (some bastardized subset of) SQL
4. In the process, they forget that SQL in 2015 looks like THIS :-))))))))
http://savage.net.au/SQL/sql-99.bnf.html <http://savage.net.au/SQL/sql-99.bnf.html>
(good luck, guys!!!! You complain that extending XQuery is hard. Well, try THIS then :-) Ha, Ha, Ha 
..))
5. That SOMETHING will look just like SQL-XML,. which disappeared in the hole it came from... as soon as it was on print
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL/XML <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL/XML>
6. They will pay a lot of “bloggers” to convince gullible people that SQL is the perfect “query” language
for semi-structured data. YES. But only if you have negative IQ and have no idea about semi-structured data.
(unfortunately there are lots of those)
Some of those guys already argue with me (very annoyingly to be honest, and without ANY knowledge of databases) on Linkedin
(if those companies choose people to argue with me
 at least choose someone who can hold a scientific argument with me
. at least
make it a little fun for me
.please 
..)
https://www.linkedin.com/grp/post/54257-6010072547398336516 <https://www.linkedin.com/grp/post/54257-6010072547398336516>
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
And I just told you my best guess. It’s nothing then a simple “hunch”, without any proof to it.
The three companies that “make" this N1QL a success are: CouchDB, MarkLogic and Oracle.
I worked long enough at Oracle to recognize the “touch” of stupid politics, in top of a basis of bad technology.
And MarkLogic, given their executive people are only coming from Oracle, is likely to behave the same.
And I right, guys ??? Oracle ? MarkLogic ? Any comments ?
======================
Did I tell you, guys ??? I LOVE guess games 
. :-)))))))
I enjoy them !!!!!
Bring some more !!!!
Have a great evening everybody,
Dana
All that effort into designing a language that has no published specification, will almost certainly never be a published standard and therefore no financial institution will be prepared to pay a N1QL for.
Stupid is as Stupid Does.
I guess I should cry with big tears
and not laugh at all.
Even smart people like Kurt Cagle would like to see this “inexact science language” (because there are two kinds of
sciences, one exact, and one inexact
..) standardized as ISO 
.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/n1ql-couchbase-brings-sql-json-kurt-cagle <https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/n1ql-couchbase-brings-sql-json-kurt-cagle>
The world is weird.
Dana
Post by daniela florescu
I copy and paste here from Linkedin my conversation with one of the top
scientists of on of the top NoSQL databases: Couchbase
.
"Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science” :-))))))))
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Dana,
Please consider real world deployments, not academic endeavors....This is still an inexact science.
--------------------
Dear,
you have a query language implemented, and you have no specification written for it !???
That's weird to say the least.
I never heard of a programming language (because a query language is a programming language...), whose specification is only in Powerpoint.
Sorry, I don't have time.
If you have a specification written, please send it to me, and I'll give you an honest feedback.
Best
Dana
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Daniela,
Couchbase Connect 15 going on this week at Levis Stadium in Santa Clara. You should check it out. We are talking up our query language N!QL.
http://www.cvent.com/events/couchbase-connect-15/event-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e.aspx <https://www.linkedin.com/redir/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecvent%2Ecom%2Fevents%2Fcouchbase-connect-15%2Fevent-summary-b7744ca960364b75aba41de42cbef19e%2Easpx&urlhash=3ZMl>
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Ihe Onwuka
2015-06-06 07:57:58 UTC
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Post by daniela florescu
Guess what !???
I think I’m not that bad at guessing :-))) I won the lollipop :-)) At
least half of it !:-)))
This is what happens when you hang around NOSQL "engineers" for too long.
You start talking like them. ;-)
Post by daniela florescu
http://www.couchbase.com/press-releases/couchbase-introduces-n1ql-breakthrough-query-language
“N1QL brings the power of SQL to the document data model, which removes one
of the biggest barriers to broader enterprise adoption of NoSQL."

Wrong as they will eventually find out. The biggest barrier to enterprise
adoption of NOSql is the enterprise DBA.
Ihe Onwuka
2015-06-07 08:16:56 UTC
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Name That Tune.

We don't need a query language.
We don't need no SQL.
Fat free JSON is our mantra.
Schemas are for XML
Hey Suckers We'll make it on our own.
One by one you see that every myth has to fall.
Post by daniela florescu
Guess what !???
I think I’m not that bad at guessing :-))) I won the lollipop :-)) At
least half of it !:-)))
http://www.couchbase.com/press-releases/couchbase-introduces-n1ql-breakthrough-query-language
In a couple of days we’ll see the MarkLogic announcement :-))
I bet another lollipop on it !
:-))
Dana
1. ISO will look at them like they are crazy when they send a language
specification in Powerpoint
2. They’ll scratch their heads and probable write SOMETHING that ( kind
of ) makes sense
3. That SOMETHING written up will extend (some bastardized subset of) SQL
4. In the process, they forget that SQL in 2015 looks like THIS :-))))))))
http://savage.net.au/SQL/sql-99.bnf.html
(good luck, guys!!!! You complain that extending XQuery is hard. Well,
try THIS then :-) Ha, Ha, Ha 
..))
5. That SOMETHING will look just like SQL-XML,. which disappeared in the
hole it came from... as soon as it was on print
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL/XML
6. They will pay a lot of “bloggers” to convince gullible people that SQL
is the perfect “query” language
for semi-structured data. YES. But only if you have negative IQ and have
no idea about semi-structured data.
(unfortunately there are lots of those)
Some of those guys already argue with me (very annoyingly to be honest,
and without ANY knowledge of databases) on Linkedin
(if those companies choose people to argue with me
 at least choose
someone who can hold a scientific argument with me
. at least
make it a little fun for me
.please 
..)
https://www.linkedin.com/grp/post/54257-6010072547398336516
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
And I just told you my best guess. It’s nothing then a simple “hunch”,
without any proof to it.
The three companies that “make" this N1QL a success are: CouchDB,
MarkLogic and Oracle.
I worked long enough at Oracle to recognize the “touch” of stupid
politics, in top of a basis of bad technology.
And MarkLogic, given their executive people are only coming from Oracle,
is likely to behave the same.
And I right, guys ??? Oracle ? MarkLogic ? Any comments ?
======================
Did I tell you, guys ??? I LOVE guess games 
. :-)))))))
I enjoy them !!!!!
Bring some more !!!!
Have a great evening everybody,
Dana
Dan Muresan
2015-06-08 02:44:39 UTC
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Post by Ihe Onwuka
Name That Tune.
We don't need a query language.
We don't need no SQL.
Fat free JSON is our mantra.
Schemas are for XML
Hey Suckers We'll make it on our own.
One by one you see that every myth has to fall.
Setting aside the SERIOUSNESS of the matter for just one second, the
whole thing reminds me of the great words of Bob Monkhouse --

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're
not laughing now"

Best
Dan
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Ihe Onwuka
2015-06-08 05:42:59 UTC
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http://typicalprogrammer.com/programmers-vs-rdbms/

Article was written in 2007 i.e before the noSQL hype. Challenge is to read
it and see if you believe it could be retitled Why Typical Programmers
Like NoSQL Databases without any loss of applicability.
Post by Dan Muresan
Post by Ihe Onwuka
Name That Tune.
We don't need a query language.
We don't need no SQL.
Fat free JSON is our mantra.
Schemas are for XML
Hey Suckers We'll make it on our own.
One by one you see that every myth has to fall.
Setting aside the SERIOUSNESS of the matter for just one second, the
whole thing reminds me of the great words of Bob Monkhouse --
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're
not laughing now"
Best
Dan
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